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Old 03-04-2010, 05:46 PM
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So what did the guy screw up?
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What can I spray on the back of it to make it grippier but not adhesive?
I don't want to leave goo all over the wood.
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Old 03-04-2010, 06:04 PM
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So what did the guy screw up?
Not really at liberty to say, but let's just say that instead of the vibrant specimen of corporate health we paid him to produce, we got a weak suckling on life support. Thank goodness for guys like me who know how to foster, feed, and care for something until it grows into a strong and sustainable entity of its own.

Also (continuing the medical analogy), many of my nurses and specialists are doing this:



And it's really not helpful.
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Old 03-04-2010, 06:14 PM
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Me (to the attending phlebotomist): "I need a blood sample taken and sent to the lab for analysis, stat."

Phlebotomist (to me): "I don't think we do blood samples here. Dr. Finkelstein always did that for us. When he was still here, I mean."

Me (to phlebotomist): "You are our phlebotomist. You own the process of phlebotomy!"

Phlebotomist: "Uhm, alright..." (Exit stage, return with an empty, unused syringe and a vial on a sterile tray) "Here you go, doctor. You can draw your blood sample now."


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Old 03-04-2010, 06:53 PM
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Not really at liberty to say, but let's just say that instead of the vibrant specimen of corporate health we paid him to produce, we got a weak suckling on life support. Thank goodness for guys like me who know how to foster, feed, and care for something until it grows into a strong and sustainable entity of its own.

Also (continuing the medical analogy), many of my nurses and specialists are doing this:



And it's really not helpful.
Don't polish a turd.
Start fresh and do it right.
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What can I spray on the back of it to make it grippier but not adhesive?
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Old 03-04-2010, 06:55 PM
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Don't polish a turd.
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Way ahead of you.
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Old 03-04-2010, 07:40 PM
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Wow. What a day at work...
Another guy got the axe today... Because of me.
It was the owners kid no less.

Heh, I started a fight and didn't even get fired.
Hell, I might even get a raise for smacking his kid around.

I thought I had a big mouth... This kid takes the cake.

Ahh.. The beauty of working for a small family owned outfit.
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Old 03-04-2010, 07:56 PM
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Moonclip must be over at gunaria's place again...
You jealous or something? That's alright you can come over and play too. Hell bring Kurtis too. I don't know who calgougers.net is.
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:10 AM
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:47 AM
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Moonclip must be over at gunaria's place again...
Actually Moonclip and Gunaria have nothing to do with Calgougers. I only know Gunaria because he sports my logo as his avatar. And as far as Moonclip who or what is a Moonclip? I Am also not a Slayer either. I did receive an email from Moonclip stating he liked my blog and he also said may they be Gouged!

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Old 03-05-2010, 06:35 AM
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