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Hahaha, it does sound scammy. It sounds like...

I'm an expert in brakes, and tires, and suspension, and electrical, and carburetors, and fuel injection, and body work, and painting, and auto glass, and lift kits, and lowering kits, and high performance, and smog, and spray-on bedliner, and tow packages, and...
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It sounds like...I dunno. Someone who doesn't know how to use words properly, trying to fancy himself up. It would be the first resume to hit the trash can, without even looking at work history or qualifications.

"Must acknowledge my fortune"?

He is basically saying, "I've done this for 20 years. A few times they even trusted me to do it all by my big boy self."

"proper allocation of human resources and delegation techniques resulted in the successful delivery of the endeavor at hand."??? I don't even

I'm surprised he didn't use the word conquer.
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As a long-time fan of vagina, I must acknowledge my fortune in regards to being involved in numerous exciting vagina-related scenarios.

Over the years, women have called upon me to design and deliver quality vaginal and clitoral solutions and I have come through, often times exceeding expectations.
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Boat bearing buddies.
Doooo it.

Stop right there...

Bearing buddies are a major cause of wheel baring problems on trailers.
The bearing buddy only greases the outboard bearing.
People THINK they are greasing both bearings on each axle when they squirt grease in there.
They don't realize the rear bearing is never getting serviced right up to the point that the rear bearing seizes and twists the axle off at road speed.
In my years of working at the family RV business, we never saw a front bearing go bad with a bearing buddy, but we almost always had to replace the back ones as they were charred from heat (lack of lube).

So, grease those bearings the right way and forget about the bearing buddy...

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What can I spray on the back of it to make it grippier but not adhesive?
I don't want to leave goo all over the wood.
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Lol what a douche.

Very plain to see...
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I don't want to leave goo all over the wood.
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