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Old 03-22-2012, 09:08 PM
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:12 PM
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I cried at the end of Marley and Me, too. Whatevs.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:32 PM
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Old 03-23-2012, 05:17 AM
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I never saw Marley & me

Sometimes I get lucky.
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Well that was actually rather frightening. . .

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Rumors are circulating in CA that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a legal U.S. citizen .

Police fear the death toll could be as high as 23.
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There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.

I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

So I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the **** out of me! Nobody ever let me in before."
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my Nephew just posted this on his FB wall,
"Last time I checked, guns don't kill people, people kill people. I mean when was the last time you saw a gun being locked up or put on trial for the murder of a person!??"

I mechanical device (GUN) killing a legal fiction (person)?
How can you kill a artificial entity that has no body ?
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Old 05-29-2013, 09:09 PM
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Rumors are circulating in CA that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a legal U.S. citizen .

Police fear the death toll could be as high as 23.
I see London, I see France, I think half these cops are plants.
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