Bumpfire.net

Go Back   Bumpfire.net > Off topic > General Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 12-09-2011, 02:14 PM
VeryCoolCat's Avatar
VeryCoolCat VeryCoolCat is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 666
Default Can men and women be just friends?

As guys... we all know... NOPE

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOGUY
get a realistic looking dildo. when he pulls up and gestures, start smacking it against the window at him. if he doesnt leave you alone stick the dildo in a jar of peanut butter( unseen) and throw it in thru his window.
Reply With Quote Share on facebook
  #2  
Old 12-11-2011, 06:14 PM
Toolbox Toolbox is offline
Member
 

Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 90
Default

Would you believe in Christian circles, the men (who aren't men at all, but rather eunuchs) believe that this video is wrong? They still believe they can be "just friends" with women.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 12-11-2011, 07:10 PM
vegasnd's Avatar
vegasnd vegasnd is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Silver State
Posts: 2,397
Default

http://www.laddertheory.com/
__________________
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
---Will Rogers
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 12-11-2011, 10:02 PM
Rod Johnson's Avatar
Rod Johnson Rod Johnson is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Socal
Posts: 16,472
Default

Girls are so irritating.

If I find one I can stand enough to be friends with her, then I already want to eff her.
__________________
Member since BFN V1.0

Hopi for Emperor!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hopi View Post
I will have whole countries just for my concubines....
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 12-12-2011, 10:09 AM
VeryCoolCat's Avatar
VeryCoolCat VeryCoolCat is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 666
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rod Johnson View Post
Girls are so irritating.

If I find one I can stand enough to be friends with her, then I already want to eff her.
I completely agree. I once fell head over heels with this ugly chick. She was like if H.P. lovecraft wrote about a hippy chick. Strangest sexual fetishes I have ever encountered. When you find a girl who makes a great friend... eventually things get complicated.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOGUY
get a realistic looking dildo. when he pulls up and gestures, start smacking it against the window at him. if he doesnt leave you alone stick the dildo in a jar of peanut butter( unseen) and throw it in thru his window.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 12-12-2011, 12:14 PM
Rod Johnson's Avatar
Rod Johnson Rod Johnson is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Socal
Posts: 16,472
Default

I think Splody was talking about how much easier life would be if we didn't feel the need to nail every girl we talked to.

I'm not completely sold on the whole friend zone thing. I think of it as the back entrance. I'm not the kind of guy that chicks want to go home with right after meeting me. They have to get warmed up to me, and I have to get unshy around them. Yes, we can talk about how your BF is such a jerk, why don't you come over to my place after work.

I ain't afraid to say the dumb things like "if you were my GF" or "a girl as pretty as you" or "just bend over my bathroom sink and we'll watch each other in the mirrors". "I mean did you really think we were going to talk if I got you back to my place?" I'm going to make myself a drink, would you like one, too? Ruphicolada?
__________________
Member since BFN V1.0

Hopi for Emperor!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hopi View Post
I will have whole countries just for my concubines....
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 12-12-2011, 12:16 PM
Rod Johnson's Avatar
Rod Johnson Rod Johnson is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Socal
Posts: 16,472
Default

Ugly chicks always have pent up sexual urges because they aren't getting hit on and ****ed all the time. And they try harder, especially for an average looking guy who they wouldn't normally be getting attention from.
__________________
Member since BFN V1.0

Hopi for Emperor!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hopi View Post
I will have whole countries just for my concubines....
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 12-15-2011, 12:01 AM
VeryCoolCat's Avatar
VeryCoolCat VeryCoolCat is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 666
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rod Johnson View Post
Ugly chicks always have pent up sexual urges because they aren't getting hit on and ****ed all the time. And they try harder, especially for an average looking guy who they wouldn't normally be getting attention from.
Try being 5'6" and half asian. Women expect me to have a tiny peepee... but thats not the case for me.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by SLOGUY
get a realistic looking dildo. when he pulls up and gestures, start smacking it against the window at him. if he doesnt leave you alone stick the dildo in a jar of peanut butter( unseen) and throw it in thru his window.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:22 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.